~bludecembers

I'm at work.

I feel like such a drone.
I'm of course on hold with a customer, been here for .... eh roughly ten minutes.

Thank goodness for deviantart.

My new Muse.

I think I have a "stomach" disease.
I've been pregnant, so I know the difference of a human moving inside of you ... and something else going on inside there.

I feel these odd movements.
I'm not sure if it is a direct corrolation with the amount of water I've been drinking in a day, the water pills, and the frequent bathroom visits.

Now I've let you delve into my life to far.

I'm not even sure I'm spelling things correctly.
Lucky me, I'll look like a complete moron.

Good thing is, I don't freaking care.
Hooray and booyah.

I'm just going to continue this mindless rant while I'm on hold.
Trust me, this could be a while.

I have 50 minutes of work left.
That's damn depressing if you ask me.

...still on hold.
And this music sucks.

I need a beer too, I might add.
And there's a possibility I could get in trouble for being on this site while I'm working.

But I'm ambivelant.
Yeah for that.
I'm also cynical.
And I pretend to be witty.
...and sarcastic, even though I despise sarcasm.
Imagine that.
I'm also ambrosial .. if I do say so myself.
Maybe that makes me narcissistic.
Maybe it makes you.

...What?
Hey, I'm still on hold.
They said "Please hold the line, we'll be right back with you..." like 8 times already.
Are my odds getting better or worse?
Not sure.
I was told if you hang up and call again you may have to wait the same amount of time you've already been waiting and then some.

I'm also ambiguous.
I love the word curmudgeon --cause' of Kurt Cobain.
I'm obsessed with Acid Bath and Johnny Depp.
Lovely combination, I know.

I got a "pat on the back" for being an excellent dispatcher today.
....We'll see if that gets my foot in the door or not.

Pays the bills, and I'm excited about that.
...I'm still on hold.

...damn she answered.